She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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