I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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