if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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