Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
How does it feel to date your dad?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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