U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
