if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
