Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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