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  • i'm pissed that i got it so fast. fuck twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I'm pissed that I didn't think of this idea myself! Damn! I could be the only intelligent female at a bar full of men who know better than to waste their time and money on that trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I actually know a girl that hates Twighlight. she also happens to be my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hahahahaha I love this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:49pm
  • I already saw it. It's AMAZINGGGG:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am
  • I am a bartender, equals cocky attitude, and even I think this new moon looks entertaining. Get off your high chair kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:18am
  • 7:31: Add a FALCON KICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:05am
  • I'm so happy there are other women in the world who hate Twilight, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:12am
  • So, this one time, I went to a bar, and as I entered, a Priest and a Rabbi left. This made me so mad, because I didn't get to see them walk in. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:04pm
  • @655 give me a break! You sound nice and bitter, like your ex dumped you for Edward or something. I have all the books, I'm going to see the movie as soon as I get a chance. I have a job, a life, I'm seeing someone, I pay my taxes, and I have a 3.8 GPA. say something bad about that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:25am
  • i'm a girl and i think edward and the other one can go suck a dick because twilight is crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:38pm
  • You are smart. Tonight is your night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Team kill Bella cause she's a stupid fictional whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:50am
  • so happy i didnt waste my time with that pussy shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:37am
  • I'm gonna blow shit up on Halo now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:02am
  • God I hate Twilight and all it's crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Worst series of movies ever! Books good! Movie Bad! It's like watching hairy midget porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:46am
  • TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:30am
  • you really think that many women over 21 give a shit about twilight? yeah right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:22am
  • F U C K T W I L I G H T

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:38am
  • can't an astronomy buff just enjoy the new moon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:15am
  • girls want a vampire boyfriend so their periods are enjoyable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:39am
  • first had to do it once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm
  • doesn't that mean you're excited about a sausage fest?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I hear that, 12:15, as someone who enjoys folklore and mythology and whose literary appreciation of the Vampire is misunderstood as teenybopper fan worship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:21am
  • of course other women hate twilight! how young are you, 12:12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:12am
  • Considering how her upbringing influenced her writting, the author being Mormon is relevant to criticisms of "Twilight," 11:51.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:00am
  • This is such a good idea. I'm in an awful mood so I was planning on just blowing shit up on xbox but this actually is brilliance in the extreme.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:52pm
  • 6:41-- fuck off. Along with your shitty ass movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:38pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBERT PATTISON?!?!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Fuck twilight and I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:16am
  • LOVE THIS! what a splendid idea!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:08pm
  • If you were smart you would hve taken some girl a to twilight and gotten laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:52pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Bahaha their bf aren't old enuf 2 drink

    Submitted by sunhoney on Nov 27, 10 at 10:44am
  • You all are haters!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:55am
  • What fun is a bar without all of us girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:22am
  • ))<>(( Back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Just clear out before the movie gets over because all the miserable boyfriends will need emergency shots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:40am
  • Hahaha all the chicks that are off to see new moon can't. Go to the bars cuz their to young

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:47am
  • The sad part about this is that it is true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:03am
  • Fat, EMO, chicks that were twilight shirts deserve a FAULCAN PUANCH!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:31pm
  • And hear we all thought star wars and Harry potter were too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:01am
  • Is it Twilight or God?? I'm confused

    Submitted by dannie1288 on Apr 11, 11 at 10:22pm
  • I am glad to say I am part of the 10% of women not wasting time on the STUPID movie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am
  • im a girl and i absolutely detest twilight. any girl who does is a fucking idiot. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:02am
  • Hate star wars hate twilight. Go read some real books about real things. Not some made up shit about stupid crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:51am
  • i didnt get it untill the 1st person said twilight, this makes me happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am
  • 12:12 really is 12. all the women i know hate twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:33am
  • sorry dearie, you're not the wonderful, intelligent exception. most of my female friends hate twilight like me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:52am
  • 4:03, you ignored all the girls who like Star Wars and the guys who [strangely] enjoy Twilight. Nevermind that many more people are Star Wars fans than Twilight fans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:51am
  • 4:17s argument might be a lot better if it was coherent. but probably not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:58am
  • lol i love this :P I hate twilight and all of that crap so I'm enjoying having the house quiet while my sisters are at the movies lol have fun at the bar! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:09am
  • TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:35pm
  • @725 ur still a dike that's gonna die alone w/ 40 cats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:46pm
  • theres nothing wrong with drinking alone if youre the only one who hasnt passed out and twilingt has the plot of a nrsery rhyme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:39am
  • Hahahha no way Katie powers!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:13am
  • no. twilight is not that bad. everyone who makes a huge deal about it are just trying to be nonconformists. the movie is alright. it's not as bad or good as people say. it's worth seeing considering it's a phenomenon people will be talking about for a long time. and if you dont think so youre a plain idiot.

    Submitted by Sarahhlacy on Mar 10, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Actually. I was at a bar hours before the midnight showings and there were about a dozen girls wearing team Edward or Jacob shirts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:24am
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart both make fun of the Twilight movies. I took my younger sister to the first one, don't think I'll see the second, but it makes me wonder if they hate it so much why don't they TRY to make it better. It has some potential but it's lost in the pining and moping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Good plan. I'm in as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:46pm
  • I am proud to be in the 10% who hate Twilight! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:21am
  • 11:35 suck my dick you stupid cum tunnel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:24am
  • I've never read or watched Twilight, but I feel pretty confident saying it's unimaginative, teenybopper shit. And because everyone else has to point this out, yes, I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36am
  • Bella ends the series giving up all her friends and family for a guy, to be a mother at 18, and stays quiet when he physically abuses her during sex. And Jake imprints on a BABY, which isn't perversion and glorifying child pornography how? I only read the stupid thing because I manage a bookstore. It's a dangerous, disgusting book. Too bad I don't believe in censorship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:44am
  • I definitely did the same as this guy, and it didn't click til i got to the first bar. We were walking to it and there is coincidentally a movie theatre right in the mall its attached to. My buddy was like FAAAAAAUCK!! There is a HUGE line to get into Boomtown, fuck this shit! And then we were like...wait, fucking midnight release of new moon. LOL! Said hi to about 20 girls we knew in line, saw a guy i know with his gf...tough break son! $5.75 pictures of long island callin my name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:28am
  • Yeah, see, who gives a fuck if the writer is Mormon? Otherwise, I agree with you 11:49.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:32am
  • Hey you know what would help with your twilight craze?!?! IF YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!<(*)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:17am
  • Most of the twats that are Twilight freaks don't have a life. Get a real job, get a real relationship, get some real responsibility. Stop living through some fictional character. Morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:56am
  • I'm touching myself. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:32am
  • haha this is one of the rare occasions when you know that all the girls who ARE at the bar are actually cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • you are my hero!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:38am
  • @755 You got something more intelligent to say than that? -725

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:57am
  • I am a HUGE Twilight fan - TEAM EDWARD BABY!!!! I was at the premier that night.....Edward fan for life but DAAMMNNN Jacob looks hot in New Moon . Anyway - I thought this post was too funny .....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:45pm
  • no desire to ever watch/read twilight ever. my roommates feel the same way, we're 19 year old girls. it's a small but really loud percentage of girls who think otherwise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:53am
  • Hahahahaaa. Stupid Edward Cullen lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:58am
  • 2:28... the op is clearly a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:49am
  • I was out with my boyfriend drinking beer on this night. Twilight, suck on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Hehe I think I know who this is. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:17am
  • Vampire and werewolf (etc.) legends arose as a way to "explain" the horrific things serial killers do. Discuss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:36am
  • your a fucking loser. get the fuck out 3:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:24am
  • 2:05 never gets laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:17am
  • We the members of the Order of Swarley call you a genius sir and invite you to join us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:57am
  • @6.28 - good plan. Any suggestions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:10am
  • Alright, thanks Midnight. I wouldn't know because I disassociate myself with this "vampire" fad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:06am
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS KRISTIN STEWART?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:35pm
  • excuse me , all you people that have something against twilight need to look at yourselves, you've probably been obcessed with harry potter or star wars. and if im correct aren't they movies and books about mythical and fictional things? i think i'?e proved my point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:17am
  • 5:38 Are you possibly retarded? I was speaking out AGAINST the movie. Fucking read, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:11am
  • "I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D" You want your husband to be a pathetic, pussy whipped possessive stalker? Sorry, I want a REAL man. Or at least one who's vagina doesn't sparkle as brightly as the rest of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 7:25. Ur a douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:53am
  • You guys are missing a trick here. Going to the movie, heckling and making teenage girls cry would be so much more fun than going to an empty bar. There are many, many things you could do to make this a memorable night. Reminds me of the fun we had seeing Titanic. That was an awesome movie to ruin for people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:28am
  • Man i swear its a 100 percent of woman its bullshit bc its just a freaking fiction people and it Sucks u have to wait to get some :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:05am
  • Twilight will be the death of me. If I have to hear about it one more time I'm gunna explode. And WTF is up with team Edward and team Jacob!? Why the fuck are they in teams good vs bad and all the bull shit?I mean seriously grow up. We won't even care about this shit in 10 years. This is comming from a 15 year old girl to. Shiiittt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:38am
  • 4:17am you haven't proven anything. It's easy to dislike one mythical franchise and like another -- quality of writing makes a huge difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I can't believe that I payed for this app and someone has to look it over.. Fuck shit cum dick cunt pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:27am
  • I'm a straight guy and I wanna see new moon I mean twilight was a good movie and before yall attack my sexuality I did see twilight w/ a girl and barely payed attention because we were messin around :) but when I saw it the second time I liked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:38pm
  • @1246 love you too baby. SMOOOOOOCH!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:31pm
  • too bad those girls are too smart to let you stick your dick in them, 11:29.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:46am
  • I lve this, hilarious. Smart girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:14am
  • How do I sound creepy? -11:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:44am
  • that figure is a lot less than 90%, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:37pm
  • New Moon and sit under my ass so my shit can hit it IN THE FACE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:27am
  • I didn't get it either but I still gave it a thumbs up and was the REAL "1st" person for all the assholes that posted above mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:04pm
  • 4:17, you're c o m p a r i n g apples to oranges.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:49am
  • I'm not racist, I just hate everyone who's different then me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:59pm
  • troll warning at 12:32.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am
  • Suck my dick new moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:29am
  • New moon was fucking amazing!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:13am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever FIRST!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm
  • im sorry but even the name sucks. 'Twilight' WTFFFFFF!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:03am
  • the movie was lots better than the book. bella isn't as one dimensional in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Where's the fun in going to an empty bar? If you wanted to drink alone why leave the house? Plus, it's cheaper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11pm
  • its ok y'all, some people are just so disappointed with their unsatisfactory lives that they have to put all their time and energy into obsessing over something that in reality, well, isn't even a reality. there's nothing wrong with reading a good book or watching a good movie, but do we really nee to get so carried away with it?? they make different things for different people. if everyone lived everything, how boring would that be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:42am
  • TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:42am
  • Face it nerds: Twilight is Star Wars for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:03am
  • Any girl who likes twilight is a fucking cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:26am
  • Shit I prefer to drink alone but only at home. Can play video games then. But with this text it's sad but true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • why would they make fun of a movie series thats making them millions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Or it's one smartass chick that doesn't buy into dumbass hype

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Except for the other 10%.................idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18am
  • New moon was AWESOME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:27am
  • 11:38 is awkward to read he sounds creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:52am
  • I'm thinking more of the dorm all to myself but that too I guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:31am
  • ah i didn't get that im gonna go kill myself now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:01pm
  • I'm a girl. Oh, and I also happen to resent twilight and all who swoon over Jacob/Edward. Twilight is the worst piece of trash I ever wasted my time reading. Just so you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:35am
  • Robert Pattinson is sex on legs!!! Ass candy! Raor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Barnes and Noble made us all read the Twilight books for our stupid midnight release parties and I can't believe the publisher didn't catch all the spelling and grammatical errors. That really tells you what they think of you fans lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:22am
  • Twilights good if you actually read the books! There amazing! I really hate reading but since i'm in highschool I have to AR and they were bog points and I heard they were good books so I read them and not I love them the movie sucks big time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:53am
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