Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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