I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
