Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
The ass gains better be worth it
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