well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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