he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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