He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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