I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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