Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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