I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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