She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
