ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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