He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
They took my balls.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
