Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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