Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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