Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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