My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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