I think my vagina is haunted
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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