he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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