He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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