No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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