I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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