I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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