i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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