a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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