Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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