I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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