She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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