Your dad touched me again.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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