My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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