so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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