I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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