I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
