I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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