I often say stupid shit. It's like tourette's. She has a stuffed animal of syphilis, and when her friend has asked, "How did you get Syphilis?" not understanding that my girlfriend was talking about a stuffed animal, I replied, "Because of that one time she sucked off a giraffe."
Also, her friends are pretty fucking stupid, so that helps.
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