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  So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me

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• Either way...you're a dick

  Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 8:49pm

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• Wow.... Ur named after a penis and toilet..... Can't get any better.

  Submitted by huami on Oct 22, 10 at 10:31pm

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• Either way, that's really disturbing, dude.

  Submitted by KPhaurde on Oct 22, 10 at 7:20pm

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• In all fairness the penis was there first lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 10 at 7:23am

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• Ask your dad for your therapy money now lol

  Submitted by muireann on Oct 23, 10 at 12:02pm

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• If his penis is named after you then it would be "little John"

  Submitted by flowerdoctor on Oct 22, 10 at 2:53pm

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• Dude this is not a case of the chicken or the egg, I think his dick beat you by a few years

  Submitted by nj86 on Oct 25, 10 at 2:56pm

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• Oof... Baaad times dude

  Submitted by vermonter on Oct 22, 10 at 8:32pm

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• hahahahahah ttesrod

  Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 23, 10 at 1:10am

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• His penis probably has a penchant for prostitutes.

  Submitted by Topaz on Oct 23, 10 at 12:35am

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• I want to give John a kiss :*

  Submitted by queef on Oct 22, 10 at 2:18pm

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• Thats really really disturbing dude. Im sorry for you

  Submitted by countrygurl on Oct 29, 10 at 6:37am

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