Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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