i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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