I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
