I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if only i could text you this smell
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I can't turn off my feet"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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