I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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