its not stalking. its research.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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