This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize