It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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