Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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