We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
only you would photoshop your dick
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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