i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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