is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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