he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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