4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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