Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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